Some of the 'gang' are playing basketball at 'The Regal Court'. Obviously. It couldn't just be the Hounslow leisure centre could it?
This ends in Jamie running around naked, save for a baggy vest. Again - obviously.
Sam Prince has slept with 'a few' other girls, despite flitting about all over the place last week tittering about his new girlfriend Jemima. He explains to Mimi - who is the beacon of healthy relationship choices - that he has done the multiple cheating because he 'actually adores' Jemima.
Does this make sense, Sam Prince? If one 'adores' Cotija does one cheat on it with Gouda?
At war: Sam Prince (L) is FUMING with new boy Miles (R) after his girlfriend Jemima hooks up with him
Jemima has been shaking and crying ever since she found out about Sam Prince's infidelity. 'He's dead to me... he's like, dead,' she exclaims. No just 'dead', he's 'dead'.
So dead, in fact, that she went out with Miles and ended up rolling around topless with him on the floor, Miles explains to some of the others. Liv speaks for the nation when she remarks that she's about to vomit up espresso-tasting sick.
Speaking of Liv, she and Digby are starting an events company together. This will presumably involve them being hired to put on dungarees and make balloon puppets for spoiled children. Like Rod, Jane and Freddy without Rod.
Plot twist: However, Sam has been flitting about with numerous women - which he insists is because he 'actually adores' Jemima
Jemima puts on her best lacy nightie to deliver Sam Prince's bag of stuff. It's one of those nice leather travel bags; the kind that someone might use to transport ransom money in [but presumably it's just a toothbrush and some boxers and maybe a vest top from BooHoo Men].
Sam Prince takes a stab at an apology but Jemima doesn't wanna hear it. She drops a double clanger by announcing that she got with Miles and then chucking a G&T down Sam Prince's polo neck [which he clearly wore because he was expecting that to happen].
What Mark Francis is playing at is anyone's guess, with his new decision to learn how to be a DJ. We'll leave that one there for a moment.
Outraged: Sam Prince takes a stab at an apology but Jemima doesn't wanna hear it -she announcs that she got with Miles and then chucks a G&T down Sam's polo neck
Cheeky: He 'may have had a sneaky kiss' with Jemima, Miles tells Sophie and Victoria, and is 'desperate for a shower'
Miles hasn't learnt from his mistakes and is re-wearing the overly small sunglasses he debuted a couple of weeks ago.
He 'may have had a sneaky kiss' with Jemima, he tells Sophie and Victoria, and is 'desperate for a shower'. Poor Jemima. When she watches this back she'll be even more concerned about why he brought those sunglasses to nighttime get together with her.
Harry laughs in Sam Prince's face in the aftermath of his cheating scandal, and rightly so. However, pop on over to Harry's YouTube page and you'll soon discover that he shouldn't be laughing too hard.
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Not happy: Sam Prince confronts Miles RE: him hooking up with Jemima. He brands Miles scum
At Digby and Liv's 'starting an events business party' Miles is dressed for war. His jacket/shirt is very Frau Farbissina from Austin Powers. Victoria is wearing, as Sophie says, 'casual latex'. Francis asks Louise if she came 'dressed as a barrister'. It's unclear what the theme of a party is with Mark Francis on the DJ decks.
Melissa is sure to enforce once again that she owns a bikini business to maximize sales. Jamie - a young confectionery entrepreneur himself who is probably thinking of branching into the edible underwear sector - invites her to his office to 'bounce ideas of each other'. This is flirting - which begs the question: What on Earth has happened to that French woman who materialised a couple of weeks ago out of the ashes, never to be heard from again? Where are you French girl? If you can hear us, knock twice...
Sam Prince confronts Miles RE: him hooking up with Jemima. He brands Miles scum. 'I'm a good bloke,' says Sam Prince of his cheating with seven women in 72 hours. It's not 100 percent clear what his rationale is here, but at least he's not dressed as if he were auditioning for the Hitler Youth [Miles].
Ryan and Alik clear the air. It's quite sweet and monumental really, but frankly we'd all rather see a repeat of 'You're just an angry bear-gate' wouldn't we?
Storming out: 'I'm a good bloke,' says Sam Prince (L) of his cheating with seven women in 72 hours